Groovy Guardian

"Star-Lord was decked out from head-to-toe in an elaborate costume that made him look like a Christmas Nutcracker. From his mustachioed mask to his red and green coat, he looked like a storybook character come to life."

"Congratulations to the newly elected President of the Spartax Empire...Peter Quill!"

"The trap isn't a trap if you know the trap is trying to trap you, it's a face off."

"The majestic Lion soars with auspicious energy, reigning over the mountains, as a thousand stars illuminate the universe, casting a celestial glow upon the land, heralding the arrival of spring."

"Every sun is a circle moving in a circle. Master the circle—the orbit of the self—And you become the Master of the Sun."

"I've seen more war than you can imagine, dirtbag."

"Face it. I rule. I love space. Down on earth, my life was a nightmare. Down there, you wouldn't look at me twice. Up there, I'm living the dream. I'm the legendary Star-Lord."