Groovy Guardian

"Star-Lord was decked out from head-to-toe in an elaborate costume that made him look like a Christmas Nutcracker. From his mustachioed mask to his red and green coat, he looked like a storybook character come to life."

"Congratulations to the newly elected President of the Spartax Empire...Peter Quill!"

"Mr. Stone, the comprehensive evaluation is complete. We've concluded he is not the optimal candidate to lead the 'Corporate Raiders.' Though he lacks the specific gene, the marksmanship he displays far exceeds our projections. We recommend mass production."

"The trap isn't a trap if you know the trap is trying to trap you, it's a face off."

"The majestic Lion soars with auspicious energy, reigning over the mountains, as a thousand stars illuminate the universe, casting a celestial glow upon the land, heralding the arrival of spring."

"Every sun is a circle moving in a circle. Master the circle—the orbit of the self—And you become the Master of the Sun."

"I've seen more war than you can imagine, dirtbag."